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  BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...

  > GIRL : Why not ??

  > BOY : I'm broke.

  > GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?

  > BOY : What time was it?

  >

  > GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

  > BOY : You love me...

  >

  > GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?

  > BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?

  >

  > GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..

  > BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

  >

  > WIFE : Do you remember when you proposed to me I was

  > so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..

  > HUSB : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

  >

  > GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..

  > BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?

  >

  > BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

  > GIRL : How soon?

  >

  > BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

  > GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?

  >

  > GIRL1 : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?

  > GIRL2 : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his

  mouth.

  >

  > Man : You remind me of the sea.

  > Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

  > Man : NO, because you make me sick.

  >

  > Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the

  > other.

  > Husb : You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and come out of

  the

  > mouth.

  >

  > Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?

  > Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

  >

  > Jimmy : Mom, can I have two pieces of cake?

  > Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.

  >

  > Woman : How can I ever repay you for your kindness and

  > consideration to me?

  > Man : By cheque, money order or cash.

  >

  > Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I'm comfortably

  seated.

  > Lily : So what do you do?

  > Sam : I close my eyes.

  >

  > Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water?

  > Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last

  week.

  >

  >

  > Man : I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?

  > Little boy : I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars.

  > Man : Why should I pay you so much?

  > Little boy : Because bank directors are always highly paid.

  >

  > It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned

  > the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

  > "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

  > "That's no offense," replied the judge. "How early were you doing this

  > shopping?"

  > "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

  Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?

  Waiter : Sit down, sir,we serve anyone.

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  Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?

  Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?

  Customer : No, I can't.

  Waiter : Then does it really matter?

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  Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

  Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

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  Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

  Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.

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  Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.

  Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

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  Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?

  Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

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  Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

  Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?

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  Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

  Father : No. Why do you ask that?

  Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

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  Lady : Is this my train?

  Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

  Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to

  Kuala Lumpur.

  Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

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  Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?

  Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went

  into extra time.

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  Wife : Do you want dinner?

  Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

  Wife : Yes and no.

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  The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a

  ring?"

  "Sure," replied her lover "What's your phone number?"

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  Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days

  time?

  Post Master : Well it might do.

  Customer : I bet you, it won't.

  Post Master : Why not?

  Customer : It's addressed to Johor.

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  Girl : Do you love me?

  Boy : Yes Dear.

  Girl : Would you die for me?

  Boy : No, mine is undying love.

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  1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

  2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.

  1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstition

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麻烦问一下大家,币安,挂杠杆,,是挂单开始计算利息,还是成交开始计算利息
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ETH好硬,有多少上多少
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前几天在youtube上看到好几个币商,被人家洗黑钱的坑了
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